South Park, Season 7

Rick, the Proud Canadian Mountie:
Alright boys, prepare yourselves. We're about to enter French Canada.

Kyle:
French Canada?

French Canadians:
[singing] There's no Canada like French Canada, its the best Canada in the land! The other Canada is hardly Canada; if you lived here for a day, you'd understand!

Mime:
Oh, ha ha! Welcome to French Canada!

Hockey Player:
We have everything your heart could desire! Trapezes, trampolines, and lots and lots of cheese!

Artist:
Would you like a mustache?

Rick, the Proud Canadian Mountie:
Just stay calm, boys. French Canadians are a little odd.

Stan:
Uh, we're just passing through to see the new Prime Minister.

Mime:
Well first, you must answer that phone. [miming a phone call] Ring ring, ring ring.

Kyle:
We don't have time for this.

Mime:
You cannot pass through French Canada unless you take that phone call! [miming a phone call] Ring ring, ring ring.

Kyle:
[grudgingly playing along] Hello.

Mime:
Hello! If you are going to see the new Prime Minister, then I want to go with you! He has passed a new law forbidding us French Canadians to drink wine!

Artist:
How can the French not drink wine?! Travestie!

Kyle:
Okay, you can come with us.

Mime:
Ha ha, very good! Let us make haste!

French Canadians:
[singing] There's no Canada like French Canada, its the best Canada in the land! And the other Canada--

Mime:
--is a bull shoot Canada!

French Canadians:
[singing] If you lived there for a day, you'd understand!

Mime:
I think you'd understand. You understand.