South Park, Season 7

[Cartman's watch goes off]

Stan:
What is that?

Cartman:
It's Christmas. We officially missed it. It's Christmas day and...I'm in Canada.

Kyle:
Well yeah, but I-I got my brother back!

Cartman:
Yeah, you got your brother back, but I didn't get any presents! And what did I tell you, Kyle? [takes off his mittens] I told you if we didn't make it back in time for Christmas I was going to whoop your ass, didn't I? [takes off his coat, bunches it up, and throws it aside]

Kyle:
Dude, come on.

Cartman:
Well, now you're going to get it, motherf**ker! That's right, you and me, right now; we're having it out! Let's go! Come on! Come on!

Kyle:
[Softly] Uh, Okay.....

[Kyle lightly slaps Cartman, causing him to enter a daze; he snaps out of it and wails uncontrollably]

Cartman:
Waaaaaahhhh! Waaaaaaahh! Mooooom! Mooooom!

Rick, the Proud Mountie:
Hey, come on boys! You can spend Christmas with us, Canada style!