South Park, Season 8

Stan:
We want our money back.

Ticket Guy:
Huh?

Stan:
That movie sucked ass. We want our money back.

Ticket Guy:
I can't refund your money. You sat through the whole movie.

Stan:
That wasn't a movie! It was a snuff film! You should not charge people to watch a guy getting tortured for two hours!

Ticket Guy:
That "guy" happens to be Jesus. And he went through all of that to pay for your sins!

Stan:
We go to church to learn that stuff! We go to movies to be entertained! We weren't entertained so we want our money back!

Ticket Guy:
I'm not allowed to give your money back after you sat through the whole movie! You'd have to take your complaints up with the film's producer's.

Stan:
What, Mel Gibson? You're saying we should get our money back from Mel Gibson?

Ticket Guy:
Yeah, I'd like to see you try.

Stan:
Oh, we will! This is America. And in America, if something sucks, you're supposed to be able to get your money back! Come on, Kenny!