South Park, Season 9

Kyle:
Mom! Dad! I have awesome news! The doctor who gave Mr. Garrison a sex-change said he could make me tall and black!

Sheila:
What?

Kyle:
Dr. Biber said he can give me a Angioplasty so I can finally look the way I've always wanted. He even took my picture and then did computer imaging to show what I would look like after the surgery.

Gerald:
Oh, just great! You see, Sheila? This is what your transgender progressive thinking gets you! Now your son wants to be trans racial!

Kyle:
Can I have $3,000, Mom and Dad? Huh? Can I?

Sheila:
Absolutely not, Kyle!

Kyle:
But why not? You said sometimes people need surgery to make them feel better about themselves.

Sheila:
Yes, but Kyle--

Kyle:
Well, all my life I felt I was black! I've listened to hip-hop, I watch UPN and I love playing basketball! My body doesn't reflect who I am inside.

Sheila:
Kyle, you have to accept your body the way it is.

Kyle:
Why? Why do I have to accept it when I can change it?

Sheila:
The answer is no, Kyle! You're not going to have a Angioplasty!

Kyle:
But Jews can't play basketball!

Gerald:
Kyle, you'd better stop being anti-Semitic right now, mister!

Kyle:
[angrily shouts] I'M NEVER SPEAKING TO EITHER ONE OF YOU EVER AGAIN!!! [storms into his room in a fit of rage]