South Park, Season 9

Cartman:
Let's see, oh and I broke Mr. Anderson's fence and never told him about it, I took a crap in the Principal's purse - seven times, then there was the time I convinced a woman to have an abortion so I could build my own Shakey's Pizza, I pretended to be retarded and joined the Special Olympics, I tried to have all the Jews exterminated last spring... oh yeah there was this one kid whose parents I killed and them made into chili which I fed to the kid.

Butters:
Boy, oh, boy, Eric you've got a lot to atone for.

Cartman:
Really?

Butters:
Really. I mean honestly, I don't know how you're going to make up for all of this.

Cartman:
I know how... [He begins making gift baskets].