South Park, Season 9

Randy:
[draws a line near near the bottom of a USA map] Everyone below this line will have to be evacuated to the South... [draws another line further up] Everyone above this line is already dead. [draws two horizontal lines in between the two verticals] People like us in the middle states will have to ride it out... [draws a sphere] People in the balmy south-western states might have a chance, but [draws a small horizontal line between and at the end of the two horizontals] New York will have tidal waves that will envelop the north-east. [draws a circle, making the diagram resemble a penis and testicles]

[long pause; a man stifles a snigger]

Randy:
What, Frank?

[he continues to snigger and points to Randy's penis-shaped diagram]

Randy:
[looks at it a moment and realizes] Aw! Oh, goddammit. [draws a squiggle to cover it]