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South Park, Season 9

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Stan:
Dad, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!

Randy:
What?!

Stan:
Tom Cruise locked himself in my closet and he won't come out.

Randy:
[knocks on closet door] Mr. Cruise? Mr. Cruise, come out of the closet.

Tom Cruise:
No!

Randy:
Come on, Mr. Cruise, this is ridiculous.

Tom Cruise:
I'm never coming out!

Randy:
[to Stan] What did you say to him?

Stan:
I just told him I thought the Napoleon Dynamite guy is a better actor than he is.

Randy:
Oh boy.

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