Spaceballs: The Animated Series

Vinnie:
I highly recommend you pay me protection money, Lone Starr.

Lone Starr:
Protection? Protection from who?

Vinnie:
Protection from me.

Lone Starr:
[chuckles] I don't need protection from you.

Vinnie:
Oh, yes you do. When I get angry, I break heads. And when people don't cooperate with my extortion...

Lone Starr:
You get angry?

Vinnie:
No. When people don't cooperate with my extortion I get depressed.

Lone Starr:
I see... and, and when you get depressed, you get angry?

Vinnie:
No. When I get depressed, I get hungry.

Lone Starr:
And when you get hungry you get angry?

Vinnie:
Shut it, Dr. Phil, whould ya? When I get hungry, I start eating and when I start eating I get fat. And when I get fat...

Lone Starr:
Then you get angry?

Vinnie:
No, then my doctor gets angry. Because he's already told me a thousand times my cholesterol is too high. And when my doctor gets angry, that's when I get angry. I don't like disappointing him. So just pay me a million starbucks.