SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1

[After the Anchovies ravaged the Krusty Krab, only to be saved by SpongeBob, who did well with his first job as fry cook]

Mr. Krabs:
That was the finest fast-foodsmanship I've ever seen, Mr. SquarePants. Welcome aboard. [gives SpongeBob a name tag]

Squidward:
B-but, but, Mr. Krabs...

Mr. Krabs:
Three cheers for SpongeBob! Hip-hip!

Squidward:
[weakly] Hooray, Mr.—

Mr. Krabs:
Hip-hip!

Squidward:
[quickly] Hooray.

Mr. Krabs:
Hip-hip!

Squidward:
[quickly] Hooray. Mr. Krabs—

Mr. Krabs:
I'll be in my quarters, counting up the booty. [wheels a wheelbarrow piled with an enormous stack of cash to his office. As he walks towards his office, Patrick enters]

Patrick:
Good morning, Krusty Krew!

Squidward:
What would you like to order, Patrick?

Patrick:
One Krabby Patty, please.

[The instrumental to "Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight" starts playing. SpongeBob flies back to the kitchen, using his spatula]

Squidward:
What?

[A score of Krabby Patties is immediately fired through the servery, which Squidward dodges, colliding into Patrick and sending him flying out of the Krusty Krab. Cuts to Krusty Krab exterior; crashing noises.]

Patrick:
[screams]

Squidward:
Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs!! [sarcastically singing] Mr. Krabs, come see your new employee!

Tiny Tim:
[at the same time as Squidward] ♪ I'm right here to stay when I'm old and gray, I'll be right in my prime. Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful time! ♪

[The final instrumental of Tiny Tim's "Livin' in the Sunlight" plays (xylophone solo, followed by a timpani beat and a final note), and the further sounds of shooting Krabby Patties and smashed glass play at the same time, ending the first episode]