SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1

SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series that airs on Nickelodeon. The show follows the adventures of the title character and his various friends in the underwater city, and being pursued by the evil Plankton. It spawned a mov… more »

SpongeBob:
Squidward! Hey, Squidward! Squidward! Squidward-ier! [Squidward peeks out his window] Squidward! Look at my new pet.

Squidward:
That's no pet, that's a wild animal.

SpongeBob:
No, he isn't. Watch this. [throws a stick so the jellyfish returns it. SpongeBob is holding up 3 fingers] How many fingers am I holding up?

Jellyfish:
[humming] 1, 2, 3.

SpongeBob:
Play dead! [jellyfish is buried underground with a tomb that says "R.I.P.". He pops up]

Squidward:
I wouldn't let that thing into my house even if it was potty trained! [the jellyfish, still on the rope, is on a toilet reading a newspaper as he hums casually] ...I didn't need to see that.

SpongeBob:
Well, we're going to my house to have a little fun.

Squidward:
How can you possibly have fun with a jellyfish?

[they proceed to show exactly how, as they then launch into a loud, intense rave in SpongeBob's house]

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