SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1

Squidward:
SpongeBob, I have a confession to make. [takes off towel from his head]

SpongeBob:
[gasps] You're bald?!

Squidward:
No, I'm not bald! I'm alive! Now get rid of that tombstone and tell all your friends to go home!

SpongeBob:
But--

Squidward:
Do it!

SpongeBob:
Go home. [everyone leaves] But I, Master--

Squidward:
I'm not your master, I'm your neighbor! Now do me a favor and stop doing me favors!

SpongeBob:
As you wish, master.

Squidward:
D'oh!

Patrick:
Boy, he really had us fooled.

SpongeBob:
No, Patrick. He's the fool. He's a ghost in denial. He needs us now more than ever!

Patrick:
You're right. He really needs to get up to the great beyond.

SpongeBob:
Patrick, say that again!

Patrick:
That again.

SpongeBob:
No, the other thing.

Patrick:
No, the other thing.

SpongeBob:
[annoyed] No, what you said before when you...

Patrick:
No, what you said before when you...

SpongeBob:
Never mind! I've got an idea.

Patrick:
Never mind! I've got an idea.