SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1

SpongeBob:
[while transforming into a snail] I take it back, Gary! Something is wrong with MEEEE-OWW!!

[Cuts to Squidward in his bed with his clarinet]

Squidward:
I hope I never see another snail again. Good night, Clary. [a knock is heard on the door and the doorbell rings] Who could that be? As if I didn't already know. [goes downstairs and answers the front door] SpongeBob, I already told you. You're gonna be just fiiiii-- HIIIII--- HAAAUGH?!

[attempts to say "fine", but hesitates and shouts almost hysterically]

SpongeBob:
[now a snail] Meow.

Squidward:
AAAAHHHH!!!!

SpongeBob:
Meow! Meow!

[Squidward touches SpongeBob's left eye and it curls up. He screams again and runs back inside shutting the door]

Squidward:
SpongeBob?! Oh, Neptune! What have I done?! [picks up the snail plasma syringe] It's all your fault! [throws it away] Okay, okay, okay, okay, get it together, Squidward.