SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1

Sandy:
Patrick, you open this door. [Patrick is rolling SpongeBob away] Patrick, sometimes I just don't understand you. [SpongeBob sneezes] Hey! [walks over to Patrick's house] Okay, Patrick, where's SpongeBob?

Patrick:
Uhh, uhh, he's not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep.

Sandy:
Okay, now tell me, [shows two rocks] since when do you have two houses?

Patrick:
Since I ran out of space to put my stuff.

Sandy:
Uh-huh, yeah. Since when does your house have feet? [SpongeBob's feet are sticking out of the other rock]

Patrick:
This is my mobile home. [SpongeBob sneezes the rock off]

SpongeBob:
Hiya, Sandy.

Patrick:
[holding SpongeBob's hand] Hmmm, the dirt therapy seems to be working just fine.

Sandy:
Patrick, SpongeBob has to see a real doctor.

Patrick:
No, he doesn't! I'm taking good care of him! Show her, SpongeBob! Say 'ahh'.

SpongeBob:
Ahh... [exhales a green gas that kills all the plants, clams, and everything else in its path]

Sandy:
See? He's even worse than I thought.

Patrick:
[wearing a clothespin on his non-existing nose] What do you mean? He's fine. [Sandy snatches the clothespin off of his nose]

SpongeBob:
I'm okay, Sandy, really. [sneezes again, enlarging himself more]

Sandy:
I'm taking you to the doctor right now! [rolls SpongeBob away]

Patrick:
Hey, that's my patient! [runs over and pushes SpongeBob the opposite way] You can't take him to the doctor's!

Sandy:
[rolling SpongeBob the other way again] Don't be silly, Patrick!

Patrick:
[carrying SpongeBob the other way] He's mine! [Sandy is log rolling SpongeBob the opposite way]

Sandy:
SpongeBob, you'll be better soon. [Patrick is using a wheelbarrow for SpongeBob]

Patrick:
I'll save you! [Sandy is using SpongeBob as a basketball]

SpongeBob:
I'm better, guys! Really! [Sandy and Patrick both push him into each other, squeezing him until he launches into the air]

Sandy:
Now look what you've done, Patrick!

Patrick:
What I've done? Everything was fine until you showed up!

Sandy:
You should be arrested for impersonating a doctor!

Patrick:
Hey! I'm a good doctor! Right, SpongeBob? [SpongeBob comes down and rolls away]

SpongeBob:
Guys!

Sandy:
Huh?

Patrick:
SpongeBob?

SpongeBob:
I can't stop! [screams while he rolls down a hill] Help me! [Mr. Krabs is cleaning some dimes]

Mr. Krabs:
Shiny dimes.

SpongeBob:
Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs:
SpongeBob? [runs out the front doors] Stop, SpongeBob! Stop...!

[SpongeBob stops just in time. Mr. Krabs sighs in relief until SpongeBob sneezes so hard that he releases a cloud of pink bubbles that fill the screen and destroy the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs glares at SpongeBob, who returns to his normal size.]