SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1

Mr. Krabs:
I'll roll for you, boy.

SpongeBob:
But, Mr...

Mr. Krabs:
8 paces, north, that's a good start, lad.

SpongeBob:
But, Mr...

Mr. Krabs:
1, 2, 3...

SpongeBob:
MR. KRABS, I WANNA GO TO BED!!! [pauses] Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry, but it's just a game, ya know?

Mr. Krabs:
A game. That's... right. Of course it is, my mistake. [picks up the game board and folds it in half] I guess I got a little carried away, eh? Though it is treasure we're dealin’ with here. Sorry, for disturbin’ ya, lad. [walks away while SpongeBob shuts the door; Morning arrives, and then the clam "rooster" crows everyone up.] Avast! Pineapple, ho. Heave two, and prepare to be boarded.

SpongeBob:
Aw, go home already. [gets out of bed and looks out the window] I'm done playing that game, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs:
That's Captain Krabs to you, and this is no game. We're gonna be pirates.

SpongeBob:
[excited] Pirates?

Mr. Krabs:
Aye! How'd you like to go on a real treasure hunt, with a real treasure map?

SpongeBob and Patrick:
[Patrick appears from the side of SpongeBob's house] Treasure? [dancing around] We're gonna be pirates, we're gonna be pirates!

Mr. Krabs:
Ay, ay, ay. Belay that skippin'. Pirates don't skip. [throws them a bag of pirate stuff] Put on this pirate garb, so I won't be embarrassed to be seen with ya. Arrgh.

SpongeBob:
Oh, Patrick. Look! Peg legs and eye patches.

Mr. Krabs:
Now, don't you feel more like pirates?

SpongeBob:
[walks towards the plank using two peg legs] Look, I'm Peggy the Pirate! [falls on the plank]

Patrick:
[walks towards the plank with two separate eye patches covering his eyes] I'm Blindbeard the Pirate! [falls on SpongeBob] Ow.

Mr. Krabs:
Arrgh! [fade to ship sailing across in midair] Keep a sharp lookout, SpongeBob. Accordin' to the map, we're close to the first landmark.

SpongeBob:
Really? Can we see the map?

Mr. Krabs:
Uh... no! Only the captain can lay eyes on the map.

SpongeBob:
Okie dokie, then.

Mr. Krabs:
Arrgh, a pirate doesn't say, "okie dokie, then." A pirate says, "arrgh!"

SpongeBob:
Okie... oops. [laughs while a jellyfish flies by him] I mean... [standing up] arrgh! Captain Krabs. [his eyes widen and sees a rock nearby] Captain, we're about to hit... uhh... I mean... ARRGH, Capt., ARRGH, we're, ARRGH, about, ARRGH, to hit, ARRGH...

Mr. Krabs:
Out with it man, ARRGH!

Patrick:
I, ARRGH, think, ARRGH, he's trying, ARRGH, to say... [crash] "land".

Mr. Krabs:
Arrgh!! From now on, only the captain says, "Arrgh!". Status report, Mr. SquarePants?

SpongeBob:
The whole ship is underwater, captain.

Mr. Krabs:
Arrgh. We're marooned then. Our treasure hunt will have to continue on foot.