SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 11

Squidward:
SpongeBob, what have you done with my clarinet?

SpongeBob:
Ooh, Squidward, you're so hard-boiled. Are you playing a game? Oh, oh, can I play?

Squidward:
I know you stole my clarinet! [slapping SpongeBob] Tell me... where... it... is!?

SpongeBob:
[slapping himself] I... don't... know! [giggles] It couldn't have been me, Squidward. I have an alibi. I was at Grandma's house all day and I have the kissy marks to prove it. [points to the kissy marks on his head] See? There's room for one more.

[Squidward is grossed out and he pushes SpongeBob away]

Squidward [narrating]:
His alibi was solid. Only a family member could stomach putting their lips on this fool.

SpongeBob:
You know, we have lots of friends. Maybe they could help us find your clarinet.

Squidward:
I don't have friends. I have suspects.

SpongeBob:
Oh, Squidward, don't you know a suspect is just a friend you haven't cleared of charges yet? [gets pushes down by Squidward] So... can I help you solve your case? Please, please, please?

Squidward:
Try not to get in the way.

SpongeBob:
Yeah! It's a play-date! I mean... [changes into his detective clothes] All right, I'll partner up with you this time. [flips a coin and it disappears] Huh?