SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 11

Bubble Bass:
I hope you didn't damage my goods.

SpongeBob:
Oh, your goods are all good, Bubble Bass. And we sure build up an appetite for that free lunch. [Patrick gulps out a bib and fork and knife]

Bubble Bass:
Oh, yes, about that. I'm afraid I was waiting for you so long that I ate them! [eats the paper bags] Mmm. [belches and SpongeBob whimpers]

Patrick:
[inhales and swallows the fork, knife, and bib. grumbles] If my friend SpongeBob doesn't get his free lunch, [a realistic close-up of Patrick's face] things are gonna get crazy! [pants while Bubble Bass melts]

SpongeBob:
That was the meanest thing I ever saw, Bubble Bass. You, sir, have crossed the line of aquatic decency. You might think you took a couple of bottom feeders like us for a ride today, but I got a newsflash for you, slappy. These bottom-feeders wouldn't eat your free lunch if you paid us.

Patrick:
I would.

SpongeBob:
Come, Patrick. I'll make you a free Krabby Patty for $2.50 plus tax.

Bubble Bass:
[watches the pair leave and laughs] Well, you pulled it off, Bubble Bass. And you didn't even have to flick a fin. [hums and opens a box]

Mama Bass:
[emerges from a box and growls] Bubble Bass, why do you think it's funny to pack your mother in a box and drag her all over town?!

Bubble Bass:
[shocked] MOTHER?! [grunts as she picks him up and stuffs him in two boxes]

Mama Bass:
[pulls a dolly out her hair] We'll just see how you like it! [pants as she pushes him]

Bubble Bass:
I didn't do it! [Mama Bass bumps into a mailbox] OW! [bumps him into a building] Mother, please— [grunts] It was SpongeBob and Patrick! [grunts] I'll dry the dishes, Mommy. [grunts] I love you, Mommy. [episode irises out on him inside the box]