SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 12

SpongeBob:
[cool voice] Hey, cool crowd. What's shaking? Oh, yeah. [enters the lounge] Hey, hipsters. It's groovy, cats. Oh, I can dig it. [One patron squeals happily and melts. SpongeBob slides across the floor just as the lounge's Maître D' shows up.]

Maître D':
Oh, welcome, man. You're the coolest customer we've ever had.

SpongeBob:
[cool voice] Oh, crazy, Daddy. Crazy. [pinches his cheek]

Maître D':
Can I seat you at the coolest table? [points to the coolest table with all the cool people in it]

SpongeBob:
[cool voice] No, thank you. I'm here to meet up with a real cool cat. Oh, there he his. Hey, Squideroonie!

[Squidward struggles to get his foot out of the chair, but falls over.]

Maître D':
[deeply shocked] You're with him?

Squidward:
[crawls over to SpongeBob] Yes, you're with me. And he is my— best... [twitches his eye and struggles to say "friend"] friend...

SpongeBob:
[cool voice] You heard the man, folks. He's my best friend. Can you dig it? [snaps his fingers]

Maître D':
[confused] Huh? [Everyone snaps their fingers.]