SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 12

[The episode starts with Patchy the Pirate struggling to start his boat on someone's driveway.]

Patchy:
Oh, hi, kids! Patchy The Pirate here on a glorious day. I'm going to deliver this here very special present to SpongeBob on his birthday. That is, if I can get this blasted boat to start. [turns :the ignition with his key] And start! [chuckles]

[Patchy's boat wouldn't start and Potty comes out of the trunk.]

Potty:
Maybe if you remembered to fill the tank with gas...

Patchy:
Oh, Potty, you're full of gas! Get outta here!

Potty:
[flies onto the hood] I see the problem! [bangs on the hood with the hammer]

[The hood sent Patchy flying backwards and smashing into the garage door via airbag.]

Patchy:
[groaning] Walking is better than driving anyway. I've been meaning to work on me land legs. [pulls up his pants and reveals his wavy legs]

Potty:
Squawk, squawk!

Patchy:
[takes the present from the trunk and happily laughs] Now to see which way the wind is blowing. [sticks his finger in his mouth, holds out his hand with a sail on it and the with blows the other direction] This way! [the wind blows Patchy down the street] Whoa!

Potty:
[follows Patchy while squawking] Hard to port!

[Meanwhile, at the brink of dawn, SpongeBob is sleeping in his bed. Gary is holding a birthday present for SpongeBob while sleeping. Moments later, the alarm clock goes off.]

SpongeBob's alarm clock:
Wake up!

Gary:
[meows "Happy Birthday"]

SpongeBob:
What? Today? My birthday? Oh, Gary, you know I never pay attention to those sorts of things.

[SpongeBob hops out of his bed and streamers and confetti fly out. He blows the noise maker a couple times and laughs. He opens Gary's present, which reveals to be a jellyfish net made out of slime.]

SpongeBob:
[gasps] Oh, wow, Gary! Did you make me this jellyfishing net yourself?

Gary:
[gives SpongeBob a thumb's up with his slime] Meow!

[SpongeBob swings the slime jellyfish net around, but splashes slime all over his bedroom. Some slime flew out his window and landed in Squidward's coffee as he's getting the newspaper. Squidward sips some of his coffee, unaware of the slime being in it. SpongeBob swings the net until it is gone.]

SpongeBob:
Best present ever! [hugs Gary and laughs]