SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 12

SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series that airs on Nickelodeon. The show follows the adventures of the title character and his various friends in the underwater city, and being pursued by the evil Plankton. It spawned a mov… more »

[The episode begins at the Chum Bucket where Plankton struggles to build his new invention.]

Plankton:
Karen, can you give me a hand with my new Dodanatron?

Karen:
Sorry Sheldon, I'm off to visit my Motherboard. [leaves the Chum Bucket]

Plankton:
[gasps, runs after Karen] Wait! How am I supposed to get anything done without you?

Karen:
Don't worry, I put up Help Wanted flyers for an intern. See? [throws intern flyer, and it flies until it hits Plankton's eye]

Plankton:
[sees flyer] Ooh. "INTERN WANTED." Apply today at Chum Bucket Labs? [crumbles flyer] I'm a mad scientist! If getting help was that easy, I wouldn't have built a computer wife!

Person:
Is this where I apply for the intern job?

[Plankton sees the newly-formed line for his new intern job and gets an exhausted look on his face. Bubble transition to inside the Chum Bucket.]

Plankton:
Ahem. Hello and welcome to Chum Bucket Labs. As an intern, you will gain valuable work experience and a sub-minimum wage. [the crowd sighs and leaves, leaving only Patrick] Well that narrowed it down.

Patrick:
I wanna do the science!

Plankton:
[quietly] Oh boy. [bubble transition] Okay, let's see how ya handle scientific equipment. This is my Duplo Maker! It's very, very simple.

Patrick:
Oh, like me!

Plankton:
[takes out a coin] Just put this coin in the chamber-

Patrick:
Gotcha! [grabs the coin and squishes Plankton]

Plankton:
Ow! No! Just the coin, you idiot! [gasps as Patrick steps inside the machine]

[The Duplo Maker creates a ton of Patrick doubles. It is no longer duplicating, as the door opens and many Patrick clones appear. Plankton then screams and runs as a Patrick double tries to land on him, but fails.]

Plankton:
Oh.

Patrick clones:
Do we get the job?

Plankton:
I'll tell ya what ya get. [takes out a remote] You get out! [pushes the button on the remote, and a robot hand with a glove smacks the Patrick clones out of the Chum Bucket]

Patrick clone #1:
Hi, I'm Patrick.

Patrick clone #2:
No, I'm Patrick.

Patrick clone #3:
Who's Patrick?

Plankton:
Well, great. Not a single applicant left.

Pearl:
Hello? I'm still here.

Plankton:
[shouting as his iris turns into a whale] Whale! [Pearl steps closer to him as he climbs up to his desk] No! Not you! Whales eat Plankton!

Pearl:
I don't eat Plankton. That's baby food. I'm just here for the job.

Plankton:
Really? You're not gonna eat me?

Pearl:
Eww, no! I just need money, but my dad's such a skinflint with my allowance.

Plankton:
Alright, you're hired. Whatever.

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Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024

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