SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 12

[The episode begins at Fancy!, where Mrs. Puff and Mr. Krabs are sitting together at a table]

Mrs. Puff:
Oh, this restaurant is so fancy! Even the silverware is made of velvet. [feels the fork] Ooh.

Mr. Krabs:
[laughs and tickles Mrs. Puff with his finger] Nothing's too good for my Puffykins.

Waiter:
Madame and Monsieur, your menus. [hands out menus to Mrs. Puff and Mr. Krabs]

Mr. Krabs:
Thank you. [briefly reads menu] These prices! [the prices go up on his menu]

Waiter:
And what would mademoiselle desire?

Mrs. Puff:
[giggles] I don't know. What do you think, Krabsy-Wabsy?

Mr. Krabs:
The water looks delicious, Puffcake.

Mrs. Puff:
[laughs, pinches Mr. Krabs' cheek] Such a kidder. Monsieur and I will have the Kelp Konsuime to start.

Mr. Krabs:
[gulps] Start?

Mrs. Puff:
Followed by the Sargasso Salad, [Mr. Krabs' menu gets set on fire] and the Sweet and Sour Algae.

Waiter:
Ah, may I suggest the Coral Jubilee for dessert? It's our most expensive item.

Mrs. Puff:
Oh, yes! We must try that, Eugene. We'll take two.

Mr. Krabs:
[laughs nervously] Yeah, sure. [chuckles] Of course.

Waiter:
Excellent choice, mademoiselle. [Mr. Krabs moans]

Mr. Krabs' eyestalks:
Do something, Krabs! You're gonna go broke!

Mr. Krabs:
[looks around, and sees the waiter holding two soup bowls] Ah! Hee hee hee. I'll get soup all over me nice suit, and our meal will be free. [rolls small dinner roll onto floor, which the waiter slips on, but lands safely and catches the soup in the bowls]

[applause]