SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 12

Patrick:
I don't know what a pink plonker is, but I don't like it! [punches Animatronic Hieronymus with his tongue, knocking his head off]

Animatronic Hieronymus Glove:
Aaaaaaaaah!

Patrick:
[attaches himself to Animatronic Hieronymus's body] Ooh! Hey! I like this body better than mine... it comes with pockets!

Animatronic Hieronymus Glove:
I like my new body too! [walks up using Patrick's body which he struggles to control] But I still want that head! [tries to fight Patrick]

Patrick:
I said I was sorry, you weirdo! [they continue fighting, and knock each other's heads off. The heads keep fighting on the ground and SpongeBob jumps to avoid them while the toddler laughs and claps]

Hieronymus Glove:
Enough! [the heads stop fighting, and the real Hieronymus Glove, stuck in a block of ice, rolls up to them while a pair of servants sweep the ground in front of him] No, no, this won't do at all! Put those heads back on their bodies post-haste! [the servants toss their brooms aside and walk towards the group] Splendid!

SpongeBob and Patrick:
Wow! [the servants put Patrick's head back on his body] Are you the real Hieronymus Glove?

Animatronic Hieronymus Glove:
[the servants put Animatronic Hieronymus's head back on his body] No, he's not, I'm the real Hieronymus Glove!

Hieronymus Glove:
Hahahaha, splendid! Do wipe that one's memory bank before he does more damage to my park. Thank you! [one of the servants whacks Patrick's head with a giant wrench] Not him, the other one!

Animatronic Hieronymus Glove:
Hmm? [the servant whacks Animatronic Hieronymus's head with the wrench] Ow! Re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-- and that's why we wear gloves on our hands and not our knees! Haha... [powers down and falls over. The servants catch him and carry him away]

Hieronymus Glove:
Splendid! I'm afraid I'm the real Hieronymus Glove, and I'm at your service.

SpongeBob and Patrick:
We love your gloves!

Hieronymus Glove:
Splendid! And since being terrorized by our robots has never been Glove World policy, you are all hereby released from Glove Jail!

SpongeBob and Patrick:
We've been pardoned! Splendid!

Hieronymus Glove:
Splendid! And for proving yourselves to be unselfish and kind, I'm going to give all of Glove World to the both of you!

SpongeBob and Patrick:
Ahhhhhh! [the servants weld crowns to SpongeBob and Patrick's heads] Really?

Hieronymus Glove:
Of course not! Hahahahaha! I may be cryogenically frozen, but I'm not a loony! [they all laugh, and the floor rises up to take them back to Glove World as Hieronymus begins singing] ♪Well, that concludes our show and as you can see, there still is nothing quite like gloves!

Until we meet again for a shopping spree, where I hope you buy all kinds of gloves to love!

With the handy help of SpongeBob and Patrick, we defeated my crazy robot head!

Now that the twit is gone...♪

Animatronic Hieronymus Glove:
[singing] ♪Glove World can carry on!♪

Hieronymus Glove:
[singing] ♪And the toddler can go to bed. Goodnight!♪

[SpongeBob and Patrick fall asleep as the curtains go down. The toddler jumps out of their arms and runs off, waking them up.]

Patrick:
Hey! [they go running after him]

SpongeBob:
Come back here, little guy!

Patrick:
I saved you a Ham Fist! [the second act, and the entire episode, ends with a cut to black]