SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 13

SpongeBob:
Well, that was fun. Now let's check that thermometer again, shall we?

Squidward:
[giving SpongeBob the thermometer] Here you go.

SpongeBob:
[looks at the thermometer as it quickly rises in temperature, and his eyes turn into thermometers as well. They both explode] Yikes! A fever! Squidward, we gotta cool you off! [puts Squidward into the sink and turns on the sink]

Squidward:
Stop!

SpongeBob:
You're right, you need even colder. [he runs to a tundra, runs up a mountain, enters a cave, and scares a blue sea bear as he comes out with a bucket of ice] Thank you!

Squidward:
[gets off the sink, leaving a huge square indent in his butt] Oh boy.

SpongeBob:
[splashes the cold water onto Squidward] There. All better?

Squidward:
[shivering] No, you buffoon!

SpongeBob:
You're right, Squidward. I have been... buffoon.

Squidward:
What?!

SpongeBob:
I've been treating the symptoms instead of the sickness! [pulls out a saw]

Squidward:
Stay away from me with that thing!

SpongeBob:
But we have to figure out what you have so we can treat it!

Squidward:
[sweating] No, um, I already know what I have, it's, uh, acute... uh... spotting, uh, sclorboritis.

SpongeBob:
[His eyes bulge out] Acute spotting sclorboritis?! I've never heard of that one. [holds out a book] Better look it up. [blows onto the book to remove the dust, which gets into Squidward's nose, making him sneeze multiple times] Oh, you're getting worse! We've gotta find a cure fast! [rapidly flips through pages] I found it. Here it is.

Squidward:
[sniffling, snot dripping] You did?

SpongeBob:
Yup. And the cure seems pretty simple. [he shows the pages to Squidward as a screaming sound effect plays] See?

Squidward:
[pushes the book down] Uh, wait, wait, did I say acute spotting sclorboritis? No no no, I must've meant... uh, uh, plerkinton's syndrome.