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SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 13

SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series that airs on Nickelodeon. The show follows the adventures of the title character and his various friends in the underwater city, and being pursued by the evil Plankton. It spawned a mov… more »

SpongeBob:
Excuse me, Mr. Sofa. [He lifts the sofa and vacuums underneath the sofa] Huh, look at that, Gary, it's the present for Santa last Christmas. Isn't that nice? [SpongeBob is shocked that the present was accidentally left behind the sofa for seven months] The present I left for Santa last Christmas!?

SpongeBob:
He never got it. Oh, this is the worst disaster that has ever happened.

Gary:
Meow.

SpongeBob:
My present for Santa's 212 days late! [SpongeBob begins to cry] Late. It's a tragedy. [SpongeBob uses the ribbon of the gift to blow his nose while Gary reacts to the blue snot.]

SpongeBob:
My joyful carefree world is both dark and dreary and I can't go on! Nope, I'll go on... But I can't go on!

[SpongeBob cries]

Patrick:
Woohoohoo!

SpongeBob:
Huh?

Patrick:
[Whistles] Woohoo! Five stars!

SpongeBob:
[Sniffing rose] Patrick, I wasn't acting, Santa never got his Christmas present.

Patrick:
Well, so why not just deliver it to him?

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