SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 13

Squidward:
[yelling] Will you go night night time already?

SpongeBob:
[noticing Nosferatu] Nosferatu? [lights flicker]

Squidward:
Why are you sticking out of the wall like that?

[SpongeBob and Squidward run out of the room, and Nosferatu bites into a pillow, then spits it out.]

Squidward:
[running with SpongeBob] I can't believe Nosferatu tried to bite me! He's a real life v-v-vampire!

SpongeBob:
He's gonna suck our blood! [sobs]

Squidward:
There's got to be a way out of this castle!

Slappy:
[slithering in front of them] I can show you a way out. [laughs while holding battle ax, SpongeBob and Squidward wear gas masks as Squidward shoots sleepy gas onto Slappy. suddenly tired] Slappy sleepy. [falls to ground]

Squidward:
[tosses gas equipment] Let's try these doors. [opens door to reveal scary monsters on the other side, SpongeBob and Squidward scream and run away, Squidward opens another door to reveal a skull with flaming eyes. They both scream. Squidward opens another door to reveal some live-action sushi and both scream. They begin running on a conveyor belt and look behind them to see a mutant gorilla running after them.]

SpongeBob and Squidward:
Gorilla monster! [scream]

Squidward:
Quick, [points] down the laundry chute! [They both dive into the laundry chute. The gorilla falls on its face and crashes off-screen.]

SpongeBob:
[he and Squidward slide down a slide] Whoa! [both end up in a laundry basket wearing vampire outfits, and scream at each other]

Squidward:
[pointing to coffin] It's a vampire's coffin! [holds onto SpongeBob and whimpers, Five coffins rise from underneath the sand and start dancing around SpongeBob and Squidward. The coffins spin around and vampire fish come out of them.]

Vampire fish:
Nosferatu two-step! [close their coffins and enter the sand again]