SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 13

Old Klopnodian man:
Greetings, stranger. [The man's sudden appearance freaks out Mr. Krabs, making him scream.] Welcome to my emporium of wonders. Can I interest you in a traditional Klopnodian Spladunker? [he pulls out an anvil covered in pink fur as a chicken is heard clucking] Or perhaps a lightly used Flooda? [he pulls out a sweater made out of sausages as a cow is heard mooing]

Mr. Krabs:
No thanks, old timer. I just want me quarter. It seems to have hopped into your payphone here.

Old Klopnodian man:
Oh, I see. Well, I have no power to retrieve your coin, but I can let you have the payphone. For the low, low price of... free.

Mr. Krabs:
Free!? I'll take it!

Old Klopnodian man:
But be warned, that payphone comes with a curse! [thunder roars and a woman screams]

Mr. Krabs:
Really? How much does the curse cost?

Old Klopnodian man:
What? No, the curse is free. It comes with the phone.

Mr. Krabs:
Well, then, I'll take the curse too! [he picks up the payphone and leaves as he laughs]

Old Klopnodian man:
Heed my Kapritzka! Beware the call of the porch! Beware it! Ah, forget it.