SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 13

Margaret:
Yahoo! Masked luchador wrestling!

SpongeBob:
[blows raspberry] How juvenile. [SpongeBob sits in the stands, between his parents.] Well, I guess this is all right. It shouldn't be too wild, just sitting here, watching.

Harold:
[gives him the peanut bag] Uh, we're not here to watch.

Margaret:
[stands up] We're here to wrestle.

Wrestling Announcer:
It's tag team time! [buzzer sounds] Los Diablos vs. Madre y Padre! [Harold and Margaret put on wrestling uniforms and jump into the ring. SpongeBob is worried.]

SpongeBob:
Mommy, Daddy, no!

[The opening bell rings, and wrestlers pound their fists together. Margaret does stretches. Harold runs in place, winds up a punch, and runs. The wrestler bounces him into the ground. Margaret tags him and gets tripped by another wrestler. She bounces off the ropes and into Harold. One Diablo grab Harold and play him like an accordion, and the other spins Margaret around and smashes her into the floor. SpongeBob tries to eat peanuts but reaches his hand through the bag and chews on his hand. One Diablo kicks Harold into the air and another bounces Margaret into the ropes. SpongeBob chews the bag and rocks back and forth in his seat. Los Diablos run into each other and smash Harold and Margaret together.]

SpongeBob:
Mom, Dad! I'm coming! [puts the bag over his head and jumps into the ring, only to see everything empty] Uh, Mom? Dad? [Harold and Margaret are in the stands, cheering him on.]

Harold:
'Atta boy, SpongeBob!

Margaret:
We're rooting for you, kiddo!

Wrestling Announcer:
For our next bout, it's El Muerte vs. Señor Peanuts Bag!

SpongeBob:
Oh, wait, what?

[Pounding footsteps are heard. A wrestler in a skeleton outfit roars and pounds the ground, then runs forward.]

SpongeBob:
[screams like a woman] Whoa![screams in regular and gets chased around] Mommy, Daddy!

[El Muerte stops and catches SpongeBob as he runs around, making him spin. El Muerte stomps on Patrick and bends his legs.]

SpongeBob:
No más! No más! [gets grabbed by Harold] Yay! Whoa!

Harold:
Now, wasn't that fun? [An injured SpongeBob walks off. Harold, Margaret, and SpongeBob drive away.]

Margaret:
Whoo-hoo! [El Muerte gets up and takes his helmet off, revealing him to be Patrick.]

Patrick:
[grunts] Where'd that peanut bag guy go? [stomach grumbles] I'm hungry. [A hot dog-themed wrestler approaches Patrick.]

Hot Dog Wrestler (Master Udon):
How 'bout a hot dog?