SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 13

Goobfather and Mr. Krabs':
The Ice Cream King!?

Ice Cream King:
[speaking through megaphone] Cease your hostil-lily-- hostile-- quit fightin'! Ice cream isn't meant for brawling! It's supposed to bring sugar fueled fun, belly aches, and brain freezes to the world!

Mr. Krabs:
He's right.

Goobfather:
We shouldn't be fighting.

Mr. Krabs:
There's plenty of saps-- er, customers in town for both of us. [Mr. Krabs and the Goobfather eat their weapons and hug.]

Ice Cream King:
And if you don't quit fighting, I'll use my ultimate weapon, the ice cream bomb!

Goobfather and Mr. Krabs:
Ice cream bomb!?

Mr. Krabs:
[gasps] Wait!

Goobfather:
We've already stopped fighting!

Ice Cream King:
What? I-I can't hear you! Uh, hold on, I'll be right down. Bombs away! [hits button and rides down on a giant popsicle, waving his crown] Whoo-hoo! Yee-haw! Yee-ha-haw!

[The ice cream bomb lands on Mr. Krabs and the Goobfather and explodes, covering Bikini Bottom in ice cream. Squidward screams as he is sent through the air. A guy eats the ice cream.]

Guy:
Hey, everyone, free ice cream! [Kids dive into the ice cream and eat it. SpongeBob and Patrick eat it.]

Patrick:
Is this a dream?

Bubble Bass:
[with a wheelbarrow full of ice cream] Free ice cream forever! [giggles]

Ice Cream King:
[pops out of ice cream and laughs] You're welcome!

Mr. Krabs:
[turns up the thermostat and laughs] This'll sizzle their sorbet.

SpongeBob:
Try and keep up, y'all! Oh, my scoops are on fire!

Purple goon:
His funky scoops are so smokin' hot, I'm sweating! [as his ice cream melts]