SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 4

SpongeBob:
Defense calls Plankton to the stand. [Plankton looks surprised; later, on the stand] Why did you go into the Krusty Krab that day?

Plankton:
To, you know, say hello to my once good friend, Mr. Krabs. What?

SpongeBob:
Are you sure it wasn't to make off with one of these? [he shows Plankton a Krabby Patty. Plankton starts licking his lips] Gotcha. Weren't you there to steal the formula of the most delicious, sweet smelling sandwich known to Bikini Bottom? Krabby Patty...

Plankton:
[continuously sweating] Uhh... uhh... uhh... [he tries to bite the sandwich, but SpongeBob takes it away. He takes off his fake casts] I can't take it! Gimme! Gimme, gimme, gimme! [jumps for the sandwich and grabs it, then he runs off with it] Yippee! Finally it's mine!

Mr. Krabs:
[grabbing the sandwich from Plankton] I'll take that!

Plankton:
Huh? No, no, no!

Mr. Krabs:
Once again, Plankton, the sweetest of life's joys has eluded your grasp. [he eats the Krabby Patty]

Plankton:
No, no, no, no!

Stickleback:
[bangs gavel] Has the jury reached a verdict?

Tom:
We have, your honor. We find the defendant not guilty... but he is cheap.

Mr. Krabs:
Thank you, SpongeBob. I was foolish not to accept your help from the beginning.

SpongeBob:
That's okay, Mr. Krabs. I made you a present.

Mr. Krabs:
A present? For me?

SpongeBob:
Close your eyes and hold out your hand. [Mr. Krabs does so. SpongeBob gives Mr. Krabs a "wet floor" sign with many nails in it. Mr. Krabs grabs it and starts yelling in pain] It's a "wet floor" sign. I made it myself.

Mr. Krabs:
Well, it'll do. After all, it's free!