SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 4

[Mr Krabs walking into the Chumporium. Plankton is dusting off his knickknacks]

Plankton:
Ah. A clean snow globe is a happy snow globe. [laughs]

Mr. Krabs:
Plankton! You may have fooled everyone else, you might have even fooled yourself, but you ain't fooling me.

Plankton:
Oh, I get it. You caught me red-handed. [laughs then sighs] Those were the days, huh, Eugene?

Mr. Krabs:
Grr...

Plankton:
But I found there more to life than just trying to steal your formula. And I found it all right here in novelty items.

Mr. Krabs:
Bubkes.

Plankton:
Ah, Eugene. Stuck in your old ways.

Mr. Krabs:
Bubkes! If there's one thing certain in this world, it's that you can't resist me formula. [takes out the formula] You know you want it.

Plankton:
Thanks...but no.

Mr. Krabs:
A-ha, I knew it. [chuckles] It was all a trick to get me to hand over...Wait, did you say no?

Plankton:
Well, if you don't believe me, that's your problem not mine.

Mr. Krabs:
Problem?! I don't have a problem! You're the one with the problem! Look at this. It means nothing. It's all a facade, a hoax, a con, a front... [throws a shelf down; Plankton gasps] ...A sham, a snow job... [throwing the snow globes onto the ground and breaking them] ...Bologna with a side of flimflam and an order of Jive! [smashes the lava lamps with the baseball bat]See?! Who's the one with the problem?!

Plankton:
Look what you've done. This is my livelihood.

Mr. Krabs:
Sure it is. And this isn't the formula that you don't want. Come on, eh? Eh? Oop, too slow. [chuckles tauntingly]

Plankton:
GET OUT!!

Mr. Krabs:
[gasps] Oh, I get it. Stick to your guns, and eventually we'll all believe it. Soften us up and when our backs are turned, you'll make your move. [drops the formula] Oops. [walks out of the Chumporium]

Plankton:
What's this? [groans] Hey, Krabs!

Mr. Krabs:
I knew you'd come back.

Plankton:
You forgot something. [throws the formula back at Mr. Krabs] Can't you understand I've wasted so much time chasing after you? And now I have something that's mine. And it makes me happy. [walks back into the Chumporium]

Mr. Krabs:
[realizing that Plankton was telling the truth] I never thought I'd see the day. What happened to the invertebrate I used to know? [becoming upset] Plankton? [cries loudly, he runs across the road and falls down crying some more]