SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 4

SpongeBob:
Patrick, what's happened to you?

Patrick:
I don't know what you mean.

SpongeBob:
Uh... [laughs] You know, Mr. Krabs is probably wondering where I am...and...

Patrick:
And what...

SpongeBob:
[intimidated of Patrick's rage] And, um, well...it's just that, um, you're kinda being a jerk.

Patrick:
Huh? [laughs] I thought you were going to say I was abusing my power.

SpongeBob:
Uh... well, I...

Patrick:
[explodes] Who's saying I'm abusing my power?! [SpongeBob shrinks and Patrick rips off his cloak] I'll put the whole town in prison! [SpongeBob runs away] Questioning my authority is treason! All these giggly speeches are making me thirsty. SpongeBob, I request a drink. SpongeBob? [claps twice] SpongeBob?! Huh. Gee, everybody's gone. I'm all alone. Fine, I'll get it myself! [walks by the mirror, and his reflection looks like a monster]

Mirror:
Knock knock.

Patrick:
Huh? [gasps] A knock knock joke! [he runs back to the mirror] Who's there?

Mirror:
You.

Patrick and Mirror:
I don't get it.

Mirror:
I'm you and you are me. [a wire in Patrick's head connects and short circuits]

Patrick and Mirror:
[screams] What have I become?! [Patrick races out of his rock]

Patrick:
Aaah, help! Monster! Monster! [he bumps into the Royal Ministry starfish] Huh? Oh, it's, it's you! [he thrusts the crown at the starfish] Here, here, take it. I don't want it anymore. It's turned me into a monster.

Royal Ministry Starfish:
Oh, I think I know what's going on here. Patrick, with great power comes great responsibility. [Patrick is shaking and whimpering] You haven't a clue what I just told you, do you?

Patrick:
No. Uh-uh.

Royal Ministry Starfish:
Oh, just as well. I've come to take the crown back, as it seems that you aren't royalty after all.

Patrick:
Huh?

Royal Ministry Starfish:
[takes out family history] I've discovered this coffee stain, which upon removal, reveals that Sir Gary is the true heir to the king's crown. [he removes the stain to show Gary's picture on the family history parchment. Bubble transition to Gary having a crown put on his head, SpongeBob and Patrick dressed in medieval clothes]

SpongeBob:
Well, would you look at that. Gary, you're royalty!

Gary:
[smiles] Meow?