SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 5

Narrator:
The next day... [cut to Bigshot Records]

Lead Singer:
♪-and that's why you're my cookie-wookie teddy bear!♪

Bassist:
I hate my life.

Keyboardist:
I hate your life, too, dude.

Band Manager:
People! We have 17 more songs to finish this hour! Next up is: "I Wrote This" by Patrick Star. [sniffs then holds his nose] Yick.

Guitarist:
[takes it] This one's really bad! It made my eyeballs throw up.

Bassist:
Oh yeah. [upon looking at it, his eyes shrivel up and turn into dust]

Band Manager:
I don't care how awful his poem is! We spent his 100 bucks already!

Bassist:
Come on, guys. We're going to do this if it kills us. A 1, and a 2 and a-

[Cut to the cemetery where the band members are buried]

Undertaker:
[gives the record to Patrick] They wanted you to have this.

Patrick:
[gleefully] My song!