SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 5

SpongeBob:
[starts chopping vegetables] I'm sure with all my years in the kitchen, I can make something other than... [chops vegetables into a Krabby Patty then laughs nervously] Just warming up. [Mr. Crustacean gets angry, he then screams than gets a tray of stuff and puts in in the oven] Come on, SpongeBob! [whistles and then takes out a Krabby Patty and throws it on the ground, Mr. Crustacean gets angry again, he then cracks an egg into a pan] Just one egg then... [egg turns into a Krabby Patty and SpongeBob gets mad and throws it on the ground along with many other Krabby Patties] No, that's not it either...

Mr. Crustacean:
YOU ARE MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY--! [Krabby Patty accidentally lands in his mouth and he eats it] This taste is... is fantastic! What do you call it? [he then eats another one]

SpongeBob:
A Krabby Patty.

Mr. Crustacean:
[eats more Krabby Patties] The whole world must taste this!

French Narrator:
Meanwhile, at the Krusty Krab... [We see that the Krusty Krab is all decorated fancy]

Mr. Krabs:
Hey, Squidward, look at this! [holds up a plate with a small fruit on it] We're charging 52 smackeroos for this little guy. [laughs and then Squidward smells its horrible odor]

Squidward:
Oh! What is that?!

Mr. Krabs:
I don't know! Some kind of bean paste or something.

Le Schnook:
Wrong, monsieur! It is ze Rare Fruit of ze Kazook Tree.

Mr. Krabs:
So it's supposed to smell like a rotten gym socks?

Le Schnook:
Its naturally rancid odor can only be neutralized by shredded gold.

Mr. Krabs:
Shredded... [gulps] gold? [Le Schnook then starts shredding gold with a cheese grater. Mr. Krabs screams and takes it away from him] Couldn't we use less expensive ingredients?

Le Schnook:
Price can be no object when it comes to dealing with exquisite food like zis. It must be prepared with only the finest ingredients, and eaten with only the finest silverware, while sitting on the finest furniture! [Le Schnook tries to sit in one of the chair, but it is just a billboard] Zis... is not ze chair I ordered.

Mr. Krabs:
Yeah, well you see those were out of stock.

Le Schnook:
And zis fork of plastic... Spray painted to look silver, is it not? [Mr. Krabs starts to sweat, chuckling nervously. Le Schnook gets back up, dusting himself] I cannot prepare food UNDER ZESE CONDITIONS!