SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 5

Sandy:
Squidward! Mr. Krabs! Y'all seen SpongeBob?

Squidward:
I think we just went through this...

Mr Krabs:
What he means to say is, no, we haven't.

Sandy:
Well, apparently, he's left Bikini Bottom, and he ain't coming back. [hands Mr. Krabs the note]

Mr Krabs:
Let me see that. [begins to read] To whom that may concern, [muttering] ...aka... aka? Idiot Boy? [shocked] Idiot Boy?! [horrified, he realizes that the letter was written by SpongeBob because everyone called him Idiot Boy] It is SpongeBob! What am I gonna do without me fry cook?!

Patrick:
What am I gonna do without my best friend?! I should never have been mean to you! [starts to cry]

Sandy:
I should have never kicked you out of my house! [starts to cry as her helmet fills up with her tears.]

Squidward:
[voice breaking] If I'd known that was the last time I'd see SpongeBob, I would have [happily] slammed the door in his face even harder! [he starts guffawing, while Patrick and Sandy are still crying]

Mr. Krabs:
All right, group meeting! Everybody out! The Krusty Krab's closed until further notice! [closes the doors] Now, [he and the others gather around] how do you propose we find me money-making employee?