SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 5

Sandy:
Listen up, y'all! I got a plan to bring back SpongeBob.

Mr. Krabs:
You do?

Sandy:
Yup, and it involves this. [shows a device] It'll track any sponge within a 50-mile radius.

Squidward:
So, you're saying this thing can actually find SpongeBob? [holds the device]

Sandy:
You got it, Squid Cakes, but it's gonna take all of us to find-- [Squidward smashes the device with a mallet]

Sandy, Mr. Krabs and Patrick:
[gasp]

Squidward:
[holding the mallet while panting heavily like a maniac; nonchalantly] Oops, I dropped it. [Mr. Krabs becomes infuriated. His nose inflates and bursts like a balloon, with a large amount of water coming out of it.]

Mr. Krabs:
Mr. Squidward! This device was me last chance to get this place back into ship shape! And since you destroyed it, I am ordering you to find SpongeBob!

Squidward:
[laughs] I wouldn't seek out that twit for all the leotards of the sea.

Mr. Krabs:
If you don't find him, you'll be out of a job forever.

Squidward:
Ha! Is that your version of a threat?

Mr. Krabs:
Oh, Squidward, don't forget your retirement gift.

Squidward:
Mr. Krabs, I am not interested in any— [gasps] Is that a handcrafted, jewel-encrusted, ornamental egg? That'll complete my collection! Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs:
[pushes Squidward] Not so fast! Bring back me number-one fry cook, first.