SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 6

SpongeBob:
Mr. Krabs, isn't...that the stolen secret ingredient?

Mr. Krabs:
Uh, what are you talking about, SpongeBob? I'm not holding any secret ingredient. [holds it out, then hides it]

Policeman:
You might want to stand that you stole the item in question?

Mr. Krabs:
Well, I wouldn't call it stealing.

Policeman:
And you were going to let someone else take the fall for this little caper?

Mr. Krabs:
I can explain!

Policeman:
Please do.

Mr. Krabs:
It's simple, $1.99 is a lot to pay for the secret ingredient every time I get a delivery, so I...s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s...took it...to avoid paying, you know.

Policeman:
I think Judge Trout will be very interested to hear this little story. [handcuffs him]

Mr. Krabs:
What, what'd I do?

[Cuts to the court house]

Judge:
All rise. Eugene Krabs.

Mr. Krabs:
Your honor...?

Judge:
As punishment for committing the crime of grand theft, I sentence you to give away Krabby Patties for free...all day tommorow. [whacks the gavel]

Mr. Krabs:
Give away me Patties for free?! Oh no, I couldn't bear the sight of that!

[Cuts to next day at the Krusty Krab, where SpongeBob is giving away free Krabby Patties as Mr. Krabs is strapped to a chair screaming as two officers hold his eyes open]

SpongeBob:
[giving away Krabby Patties to the customers for free] Step right up, and get your free Krabby Patties!

[When SpongeBob gives away free Krabby Patties, the 2 policemen holds Mr. Krabs still while he is crying, then the policemen laugh]