SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 6

SpongeBob:
[SpongeBob is hiding behind a trash can. Mrs. Puff pulls up, and then a policeman pulls up behind here. SpongeBob takes a picture, and both of them look around and then he laughs] Mrs. Puff is going to laugh her hat off when she reads this! [cuts to a newspaper that says "Boating Teacher in High Speed Chase"]

Mr. Krabs:
"Boating Teacher in High Speed Chase!" I think you finally done it, boy! You've given me a story that'll sell! And sell it has! [everyone has a copy of the newspaper, and Squidward hands Harold a copy]

SpongeBob:
Yeah, but that isn't the story I wrote.

Mr. Krabs:
That's called editorial privilege, son. It gives you that extra oomph to move units. Besides, how could such a little news story possibly affect Mrs. Puff in any way? [cuts to Mrs. Puff's Boating School]

Mrs. Puff:
I can't believe such a little news story could have ruined my business!