SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 6

Oh, my Karen. Oh, my Karen.'

Oh, my computer wife, Karen.

I was blinded, yes, I was blinded,

I was blinded by the light of your cathode ray.

Oh, I built you, yes, I built you,

I built you in the - ehhh... erm...

In the shape of a cube!

Oh, my Karen. Oh, my Karen.

You'll never know how much I love your vacuum tubes!

[Plankton hugs one of Karen's lightbulbs. Karen smiles, Plankton, SpongeBob, and Patrick bow, and the song ends]

Karen:
[sniffles] That was so beautiful.

Plankton:
You really liked it?

Karen:
I loved it! But not as much as I love you, Plankton.

Plankton:
I l... l... love you, too! [Bikini Bottom citizens, including SpongeBob, rush in and say "Aw."] So, can I have my present now?

Karen:
Of course, my little overlord. Now loading the Krabby Patty Formula...

SpongeBob:
They're such a lovely couple. [sniffs before he suddenly gasps] The Krabby Patty Formula?!

Plankton:
Yes! You porous kitchen utensil! By helping me woo my computer wife, you've just doomed the Krusty Krab! [laughs evilly]

SpongeBob:
Oh no! I've got to stop it before it's too late.

Karen:
45% Loaded.

SpongeBob:
[presses several buttons on a computer keyboard] Control, Alt, Delete.

Karen:
55% Loaded.

SpongeBob:
[smashes against the computer keyboard] How do you turn this thing off?!

Plankton:
Get your hands off my wife!

Karen:
65% Loaded.

SpongeBob:
[gasps] The plug. [Plankton gasps] Ha! You lose, Plankton.

Plankton:
[sarcastically] Oh no. You unplugged the coffee maker, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob:
[gulps] I am so fired.

Karen:
Loading Krabby Patty Formula...

Plankton:
Here it comes!

Karen:
Oh, Plankton, you've made me so happy.

Plankton:
That's fantastic. Where's that formula?

Karen:
[cries happily with tears of joy] I'm crying. What's going on? [starts to spark electric sparks]

Plankton:
Karen, what's wrong? Have you sprung a leak?

Karen:
No. I'm just so happy! I'm crying with tears of joy!

Plankton:
But you're shorting out!

Karen:
I'm just--. The Krabby... Patty... Formula... loading... completed.

Plankton:
Yes!

SpongeBob:
NO! [the text on the screen blurs and the word "ERROR" appears on the screen]

Plankton:
NO!

SpongeBob:
Yes! I'm saved! Your wife exploded! [puts up his arms with victory; Plankton makes a serious face] Um... happy anniversary, you guys. [scratches his head, shrugs, and leaves]

Karen:
Rebooting... Loading E.M.I.L.P...

Plankton:
E.M.I.L.P.? What's E.M.I.L.P.?!

Karen:
Emergency Mother In-Law Program.

Plankton:
Oh, no.

E.M.I.L.P.:
Plankton, what have you done to my daughter?! You made her cry! [Plankton groans] You know, she could have been with an ATM! Someone with money! But she chose you! I don't know why!