SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 6

Plankton:
[as it is still panning in] It's a conspiracy, I tell you! A thousand and three times I've almost had that recipe, and a thousand and three times I've been launched by that Krabs! He celebrates eleventy-seven years of success, I'm left with four score and forty fortnights of failure! I give up, Karen. Krabs has won!

Karen:
Well, you'll never get the formula with that attitude. Maybe a thousand and four will be your lucky number.

Plankton:
Oh, yeah? You try getting launched.

Karen:
Oh, right, the launchings. [her face is replaced by a loading bar and the word "accessing" above it] I've got them all on my hard drive.

[The scene shows, on Karen's monitor, Mr. Krabs in a baseball uniform, exiting the Krusty Krab. The scene shifts to show just the scene. Mr. Krabs pushes Plankton into the air. Mr. Krabs does this with a glove that he is wearing. Mr. Krabs spits and then throws Plankton. Plankton hits the Chum Bucket. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs' claw putting down a golf tee. He puts Plankton on the tee. He is then shown in a golf outfit, holding a golf club. He then prepares to hit Plankton]

Flashback Mr. Krabs:
Fore! [hits Plankton, who hits the Chum Bucket]

Flashback Plankton:
Ow!

[The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs riding on a seahorse, wearing a polo uniform, and holding a polo stick. Plankton is shown running. away from the polo stick. Mr. Krabs hits Plankton. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs holding a slingshot with Plankton on it. Mr. Krabs is holding the slingshot back. Mr. Krabs releases the slingshot. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs in a hockey uniform holding a hockey stick. He is pushing Plankton on some ice that is outside of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs hits Plankton. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs with a curling stone that has Plankton on it. Mr. Krabs pushes the curling stone on the ice. SpongeBob takes a broom and sweeps and walks backwards until he reaches the Chum Bucket. Plankton screams until he hits the Chum Bucket doors. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob in football uniforms. SpongeBob is holding Plankton horizontally in front of Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs runs up and kicks Plankton. Plankton screams and hits the Chum Bucket. There is a goal post painted on the Chum Bucket. SpongeBob pops and puts both his arms horizontally in the air, signally that Mr. Krabs got the point. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs holding Plankton, walking outside the Krusty Krab]

Flashback Mr. Krabs:
I'm tired today, Plankton. [drops Plankton] You're just gonna have to launch yourself. [walks back inside]

Flaskback Plankton:
[tears up. He walks to the Chum Bucket and hits his head on the door] Splat. [begins to cry]

[Karen's laughing is heard. The scene pans out to show the scene on Karen's monitor. The scene shifts to not-recording Plankton]

Plankton:
Karen?!

[The footage is removed and replaced with Karen]

Karen:
I'm sorry. That last part always makes me laugh.

Plankton:
[jumps off his desk] It's just no use!

Karen:
Today's the perfect day to steal the recipe. Krabs will be completely distracted by all the festivities. You can do this.

Plankton:
You really think so?

Karen:
Of course, I do. Now who's my big man?

Plankton:
Oh, Karen.

Karen:
Come on. Come on. Who's my big strong man?

Plankton:
I am.

Karen:
That's right. Now get out there and steal that recipe.

Plankton:
[saluting Karen] Yes, Ma'am!