SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 8

Squidward:
Oh, Krabsy, after tea, I think a full tentacle massage would be an order.

Mr. Krabs:
I ain't touching your tentacles with a 10-ft...

Squidward:
[on phone] Hello, Office Workers Safety Department... [Mr. Krabs jumps at Squidward ripping the phone out of his hand, then eats it]

Mr. Krabs:
[chuckles nervously] I'll go get the massage oil now. [runs inside; cut to the storage room] Boy, ya got anything?

SpongeBob:
Not yet, Mr. Krabs. [Mr. Krabs groans; takes a bucket of fry grease]

Squidward:
[clearing throat] I'm waiting!

Mr. Krabs:
Coming!

SpongeBob:
This just isn't adding up.

Patrick:
[sits up] Pudding?

SpongeBob:
We must be missing something. Patrick, we're going to need help even more expert than you. [cut to inside the Krusty Krab, where Mr. Krabs massages Squidward's tentacles using the fry grease]