SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 8

SpongeBob:
Mr. Krabs, what is this thing?

Mr. Krabs:
Why, it's my old soap press!

SpongeBob:
Soap press?

Mr. Krabs:
That's right! All the soap Pearl and I use comes from this machine. And the best part is, it runs on 100% pure leftover Krabby Patties!

SpongeBob:
Leftover Krabby Patties?

Mr. Krabs:
[tosses a Krabby Patty into the machine] Their precious essences are harvested, and after a brief cooling process, tumble out this conveyor belt as fresh, wonderful bars of soap! [the new soap falls off the conveyor belt into a basket] Fresh and invigorating! Plus, it's absolutely free.

SpongeBob:
[picks up one of the soap bars and sniffs it] Ohhhh, that explains why it smells so familiar! I don't know about this, Mr. Krabs. If Pearl finds out that you...

Pearl:
[lividly] I've been using soap made out of Krabby Patties?!

Mr. Krabs:
Krabby Patty essence.

Pearl:
That's grease!

Mr. Krabs:
Well, if you want to split hairs, I suppose-

Pearl:
[furiously] DADDY! [throws soap at her father]

Mr. Krabs:
[runs away in fear] Got to go, you kids have fun!