SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 8

SpongeBob:
[taking down notes] Normal. [he then goes in the robot warehouse. He is counting the robots] 2,692... [he is wearing a hat. He types the something down on a gadget. The gadget takes out some paper with the words on it] 2,693... [types something again and the gadget takes out more paper] 2,694... [types something again but he types to much causing the gadget to take out lots of paper. He starts laughing. Suddenly, the gadget goes on fire and so does the paper then it disintegrates. SpongeBob leaves. Scene cuts to him wearing a dress while dusting Sandy's artifacts] Sandy said this collection of rare fragile artifacts needs to be gently cleaned twice daily. There we go. Not a speck of dust anywhere. Wait a minute. [turns a skull head around and spots a dot on it] Aha! [takes a feather off the duster and dusts the dot off] There... we go. [scene cuts to SpongeBob checking the worm incubator] Worm incubator. Well, looks like everything's fine here. [there is a squishing sound] What the...? [a worm starts to hatch] Ohhh! Sandy said these wouldn't hatch for... [checks the list] ...weeks! What is going on?! [Patrick's head pops up] Oh! Patrick? [Patrick pops out of the hole wearing his helmet]

Patrick:
SpongeBob! There you are!

SpongeBob:
Oh, what a relief. I thought you were a horrible mutant worm who was about to soak me with digestive juices and slowly consume me over a period of weeks.

Patrick:
Nah, no thanks. I had a late breakfast.

SpongeBob:
Why are you wearing that funny thing on your head?

Patrick:
Well, because we can't breathe in Sandy's treedome, remember? It's filled with air.

SpongeBob:
Oh, yeah, thanks for reminding me. I almost for... [dries up and starts gasping for water] P-P-P-Patrick! Help me! I-I can't b-b-b-breathe! [Patrick puts a water helmet on SpongeBob's head]

Patrick:
There you go. [SpongeBob inhales and exhales]

SpongeBob:
Thanks, Patrick. You're a lifesaver. Now that I haven't suffocated, it's high time I got back to this list of house-sitting duties. So without further ado, Patrick, [opens the door] I'd like you to please immediately exit the treedome.

Patrick:
E-Exit the... Exit the treedome?!

SpongeBob:
That's right. Exit the tree...

Patrick:
Oh, SpongeBob, that's a great idea! Where should we go—Jellyfish Fields, Goo Lagoon, Barg'N-Mart, Lucky Larry's?

SpongeBob:
Well, Lucky Larry's sounds fun.

Patrick:
All right, let's go!

SpongeBob:
Hold it! I promised Sandy I'd take extra-special care of her treedome while she's at the Inventor's Convention today. And that is exactly what I intend to do. Patrick, this is a major responsibility.

Patrick:
Well, in that case, I'd better stay and help you.

SpongeBob:
Nnnnope.

Patrick:
Pleeease?

SpongeBob:
Not gonna happen.

Patrick:
Pretty please?

SpongeBob:
No way.

Patrick:
Pretty please with a scoop of vanilla ice cream?

SpongeBob:
[scoffs] Yeah, right.

Patrick:
Pretty please with a scoop of strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate ice cream, smothered in gooberberry sauce and topped with half a can of whipped topping?

SpongeBob:
Patrick, what do you take me for?

Patrick:
And a scoop of nuts!

SpongeBob:
Deal.

Patrick:
[jumps with joy] Hooray!

SpongeBob:
But you have to promise not to touch anything.

Patrick:
[raises his left hand] I, Patrick Star, hereby promise not to touch anything.