SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 8

SpongeBob: Ahoy, everybody! [clicks his fingers and mistletoe appears over the heads of the two fish he fed Plankton's fruitcake to, curing them of jerktonium poisoning. He clicks again and a pile of presents appears, curing two other fish. A little boy begins to play Christmas baubles like bells] [singing] Bring joy to the world, it's the thing to do, but the world does not revolve around you. Don't be a jerk. It's Christmas! [Throws a snowball at Mr Krabs and cures him] Be nice to babies and animals. Old folks, too. 'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you! Use turn signals. Don't screen my calls. Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls. Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe. Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. Don't be a jerk. It's Christmas! It's Christmas! [hands a gift to Pearl, who continues to pass it down a line, curing people as they receive it, except for Squidward, who is unaffected] When others are talking, never interrupt. Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up. 'Tis the season to be jolly, not jerky!

SpongeBob's Friends and Co.:
[in background chorus' voices] Jolly, not jerky!

SpongeBob: Santa brought nearly every gift on your list. Why whine about the 1 that he missed? Don't be a jerk!

SpongeBob's Friends and Co.:
[in background chorus' voices] Don't be a jerk.

SpongeBob: It's Christmas! It's Christmas! Don't be a jerk.

SpongeBob's Friends and Co.:
[in background chorus' voices] Don't be a jerk.

SpongeBob:
It's Christmas! It's Christmas!