SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 9

SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series that airs on Nickelodeon. The show follows the adventures of the title character and his various friends in the underwater city, and being pursued by the evil Plankton. It spawned a mov… more »

Squidward:
Heh heh heh... What's this? Do I find myself on this dark and scary street, yet again? We'll just see what happens! [walks down further into the alley] This time!

Man:
Hey! You! [starts walking toward Squidward]

Squidward:
Let me give him a taste! A mere morsel of what's in store! [karate chops] Hi-yah! [kicks] Hi-yah! [flips] Hi-yah! That one was called Washing Sandy's Windows! [the man walks closer] Stay back or you're gonna get it! I am warning you! [the man continues to walk closer breathing heavily] Okay buddy, I warned ya! [near a trash can] I like to call this one Taking Out Sandy's Trash! Hi-yah! [kicks the trash can toward the man]

Man:
What? [gets hit on the head by the trash can] Ow!

Squidward:
[laughs] How do you like them apples? Wah! [punches a crate at the man]

Man:
Oh! Ow!

Squidward:
[holding two wooden planks] Hah! Feel my wrath! [throws them] How's your uncle?!

Man:
[gets hit on the head by one of the planks] Ow! [the other hits him on the stomach] Ow!

Squidward:
And as my finishing move! I give you Watering Sandy's Lawn! He-yah! [spin kicks a dumpster at the man. Then pushes it off of him]

Man:
Oh... hey, man! Wha-what was that for? [holding Squidward's groceries] I was just trying to give you back your groceries you dropped!

Squidward:
[takes the groceries] Uh, oh.

SpongeBob:
Sandy! I found him! He's over here! [holding the belt] You forgot your belt silly! [looks at the man and gasps]

Sandy:
Gosh! What happened to you?

SpongeBob:
This guy's been... ka-rah-tayed!

Sandy:
After all I said about never using karate for revenge?

SpongeBob:
For shame, Squidward. For shame.

Sandy:
Looks like he's not worthy of this belt after all. [takes the belt] Thanks for dishonoring our trust in you, Squidward. [walks off with SpongeBob]

Squidward:
Whatever! I'm still a karate master!

Officer John:
Wow, really? You are? [walks Squidward to the police car]

Squidward:
Yes I am!

Officer John:
Hey watch your head. [Squidward gets into the police car. Then John gets into it] Oh, I'd never guess it.

Squidward:
And what is that supposed to mean?

Officer John:
Oh, uh... nothing. Just with the rubbery arms and the doughiness in the midsection...

Squidward:
Okay, already! I get it! [notices the handcuffs on him] What? Wait a second. Am I under arrest?

Officer John:
You sure are! And you have the right to remain silent... [Squidward screams loudly] ...or not silent. [drives off as the episode ends]

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Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024

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