SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 9

Squidward:
Heh heh heh... What's this? Do I find myself on this dark and scary street, yet again? We'll just see what happens! [walks down further into the alley] This time!

Man:
Hey! You! [starts walking toward Squidward]

Squidward:
Let me give him a taste! A mere morsel of what's in store! [karate chops] Hi-yah! [kicks] Hi-yah! [flips] Hi-yah! That one was called Washing Sandy's Windows! [the man walks closer] Stay back or you're gonna get it! I am warning you! [the man continues to walk closer breathing heavily] Okay buddy, I warned ya! [near a trash can] I like to call this one Taking Out Sandy's Trash! Hi-yah! [kicks the trash can toward the man]

Man:
What? [gets hit on the head by the trash can] Ow!

Squidward:
[laughs] How do you like them apples? Wah! [punches a crate at the man]

Man:
Oh! Ow!

Squidward:
[holding two wooden planks] Hah! Feel my wrath! [throws them] How's your uncle?!

Man:
[gets hit on the head by one of the planks] Ow! [the other hits him on the stomach] Ow!

Squidward:
And as my finishing move! I give you Watering Sandy's Lawn! He-yah! [spin kicks a dumpster at the man. Then pushes it off of him]

Man:
Oh... hey, man! Wha-what was that for? [holding Squidward's groceries] I was just trying to give you back your groceries you dropped!

Squidward:
[takes the groceries] Uh, oh.

SpongeBob:
Sandy! I found him! He's over here! [holding the belt] You forgot your belt silly! [looks at the man and gasps]

Sandy:
Gosh! What happened to you?

SpongeBob:
This guy's been... ka-rah-tayed!

Sandy:
After all I said about never using karate for revenge?

SpongeBob:
For shame, Squidward. For shame.

Sandy:
Looks like he's not worthy of this belt after all. [takes the belt] Thanks for dishonoring our trust in you, Squidward. [walks off with SpongeBob]

Squidward:
Whatever! I'm still a karate master!

Officer John:
Wow, really? You are? [walks Squidward to the police car]

Squidward:
Yes I am!

Officer John:
Hey watch your head. [Squidward gets into the police car. Then John gets into it] Oh, I'd never guess it.

Squidward:
And what is that supposed to mean?

Officer John:
Oh, uh... nothing. Just with the rubbery arms and the doughiness in the midsection...

Squidward:
Okay, already! I get it! [notices the handcuffs on him] What? Wait a second. Am I under arrest?

Officer John:
You sure are! And you have the right to remain silent... [Squidward screams loudly] ...or not silent. [drives off as the episode ends]