SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 9

[The pen is hurling towards Simmy. SpongeBob, in slow motion, runs to Simmy.]

SpongeBob:
[in slow motion] Simmy! Look out! There's a candied pen heading straight for your eye due to my act of swatting it away without first considering the trajectory! Oh, I wish I could give my words out faster, but everything's in slow motion! [The pen is about to hit Simmy.] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[However, instead of hitting Simmy, it went through the robot. The pen lands on the ground and rolls to a projector. SpongeBob bangs on the projector, revealing that Simmy and Tally was just a trash can and a ball wash post.]

SpongeBob:
Simmy and Tally are holograms? Then that means... [The projector reveals that the world's most exciting roller coaster was actually a rotting corpse of a sea monster.]

Squidward:
I was riding that? What about those delicacies I was eating?

[The projector reveals that the food Squidward ate was just rotten chum. The projector also revealed that the pen he was sucking on was a caterpillar. Squidward freaks out and rubs his tongue in disgust. The projector reveals that the van Plankton drove on was an old broken down van. Mr. Krabs gasps in wonder what the stuffed walruses were. But nothing happens.]

Mr. Krabs:
Whew! That was a clo... [The projector reveals that the stuffed walruses were actually fish skeletons. Mr. Krabs screams in terror and the skeletons crumble to dust.] You saved me, boy. How did you do it?

SpongeBob:
I guess my mind was all sharp from the relaxing fun I had at your company picnic, Mr. Krabs.

[Plankton walks up to them.]

Plankton:
Unbelievable! [Mr. Krabs picks up Plankton.] Uh oh. [Mr. Krabs puts Plankton on the disk-shaped paper with mustard and throws him out in the distance. Once it landed, there was an explosion.]

SpongeBob:
[jumps up as a rainbow appears and jellyfish fly around] The greatest company picnic ever!

Mr. Krabs:
Alright, enough relaxing. Back to work! [laughs as he leaves]

[The episode ends with SpongeBob still being in the air and an angry Squidward gets stung in the head by a jellyfish.]