SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 9

[The scene changes to Squidward at the Krusty Krab, then Patrick comes in.]

Patrick:
I invented a game! I invented a game!

Squidward:
[doesn't want to know what the game is] Whoopee. Do tell.

Patrick:
Well, you know how hard "Tic-Tac-Toe" is and how it always takes so long to play?

Squidward:
Uh-huh.

Patrick:
Yeah! Well, I made it easier and faster!

Squidward:
[sighs] I know I'm gonna hate myself for saying this, but what do you got?

Patrick:
It's called... [holds out a notebook] "Tic-Tac"! You start with two lines that are crossed. And then the first person puts an X. And then the next person puts an, uh... [thinks]

Squidward:
O?

Patrick:
Oh, yeah! An O! And the first person to get two in a row draws a line through them and says, "Tic-Tac"!. [rips off the paper and laughs] You start!

[Squidward draws an X then Patrick draws an O. Squidward draws another X and draws a line through them.]

Squidward:
Tic-Tac.

Patrick:
Uh... [rips off another paper] Best two out of four?

French Narrator:
[narrating time card] Many Tic-Tacs later...

[Squidward and Patrick had been playing "Tic-Tac" for a while. As they played one more time, Patrick becomes worried as Squidward draws in the notebook.]

Squidward:
Tic and Tac.

Patrick:
I should've gone with my first idea: "Tic."

[The X's, O's, and the writing of the Galley Grub starts disappearing before the scene changes to Squidward riding his recumbent bicycle. Patrick runs up to him.]

Patrick:
Squidward, I got a new game! It's called "Rock, Paper, Butter"! [holds out a stick of butter melting in his hand]

Squidward:
Butter invent a different game! [laughs]

[Squidward rides away as Patrick eats the stick of butter and sulks sadly back home. The scene changes to Squidward watering his garden. Patrick shows up with two ropes. A long one and a short one.]

Patrick:
Squidward, I got it! [throws the ropes on the ground] Whose Rope Is Longer? You... [Squidward picks up the long rope before Patrick finishes] You played this before!