SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 9

SpongeBob:
Hey, Squidward, you finally understand the rules!

Squidward:
Oh, I get the rules alright. The rules are that it doesn't matter what anybody rolls! You can just make up whatever it means! [takes the dice and rolls them] So I could just roll the dice and say, "Automatic Winner!"

SpongeBob:
Good job, Squidward! You've won!

Sandy:
Nice play, Squidward!

Squidward:
Huh? Oh, you know what, you're right. That was a good play.

Patrick:
Not so fast! [writes on his rule card] No player may declare himself "Automatic Winner."

Squidward:
You did it again. [becomes furious] You made up another rule! THIS GAME IS THE WORST! STUPID GAME!

[Infuriated with Patrick's constant rules, Squidward attacks Patrick. SpongeBob and Sandy run off while Squidward grabs Patrick's game board and shakes it off of Patrick. Then he throws Patrick in the air and when Patrick landed, the game breaks in half. Squidward then puts a piece of the game board in his mouth and shakes his head like a dog. He stomps on it with both feet out of insane anger. However, the police arrives at the scene.]

Highway Speed Patrol:
Destruction to private property.

[Patrick, who's visibly enraged at Squidward for destroying his game, writes on his rule card and gives it to the police. Squidward tries to walk away but Nancy O'Malley and the Highway Speed Patrol follow him.]

Highway Speed Patrol:
Oh, and I see here you are a repeat offender. You're going to real jail. [he and Nancy O'Malley grab Squidward and throw him in the police car]

Squidward:
Anything to get out of this game! Thanks, Officers! [however, the blue cellmate comes back inside the box]

Blue Cellmate:
Welcome back!

Squidward:
Somebody say my name! [the police car drives away as the episode ends with Patrick appearing on a game board box]

Patrick:
[to the viewers] GAME OVER!