SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 9

SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series that airs on Nickelodeon. The show follows the adventures of the title character and his various friends in the underwater city, and being pursued by the evil Plankton. It spawned a mov… more »

Patrick:
[awkward] Good evening, ladies and... the other ones. I know you're all excited to see the 400th commercial, but before we see it, I just want to say... [Patrick looks at SpongeBob, who gives him a thumbs up. Then he turns to the audience.] That... [looks at Don and Mr. Krabs] that... Frozen Krabby Patties are...

SpongeBob:
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Patrick:
[determining] ...Made with sand! [The audience gasps in shock.]

Mr. Krabs:
[shocked] Oh, no! [Mr. Krabs faints in Don's arms again.]

Don Grouper:
That was cute when you were rich. [drops Mr. Krabs and surrenders with his hands up guiltily] I'm out of here. [Don leaves the stage as the audience vomit out sand. In doing so, their butts shrink down to their normal size. The scene changes to a graph of the Frozen Krabby Patty sales going down.]

Perch Perkins:
And in shocking news today, it has been revealed that Frozen Krabby Patties are made with sand.

[As everyone is watching the news, various people vomit out sand and their butts shrink back to normal. One of which vomits out palm trees. Another vomits out patty-shaped sand. Another vomits out sand shaped like a rectangular box. Another vomits sand through his eye sockets. Another vomits out sand with a snail in it. Then their butts begins to shrivel up afterwards. Not wanting to take this anymore, the customers decided once and for all to throw away all of the frozen patties they bought. Mr. Krabs is seen near a trashcan, depressed. The Krusty Factory is being closed down and pushed away by construction workers.]

Mr. Krabs:
Well, it's gone. Everything I spent me life building is all gone. I'm ruined. [sobs]

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