Squidbillies, Season 1

Early:
Today we's learnin' about rawks. They's all kinds of rawks. These [picks up rock] is rawks which you throw. These here [throws rock at Rusty] is rawks that you get hit with. And this, [pulls out Rusty's tooth] is a tooth. Now time for attendence. Rusty.

[silence]

Early:
Rusty.

[silence]

Early:
[grabs Rusty] Boy, do you wanna pass this class or what?

Rusty:
Yes I do Daddy I'd like that very much.

Early:
Then when I say Rusty, you say here. Rusty.

Rusty:
... Rusty.

Early:
Ok. On to history. What just happened?

Rusty:
... I dunno.

Early:
Hell I dunno either. Must be a repossessed memory. Damn you party liquor! [looks at liquor, which is actually a can of paint thinner, in contempt and starts to drink]