Squidbillies, Season 1

Granny:
Give us the strength to cleanse the earth of the milk/chalk scourge, so's to keep 'em away from me.

Early:
Dump 'em on an island! Blow up the island! (Shoots his gun in the sky) Whoo!

Granny:
Look ye upon this cash money, a symbol of the whites' power, how they jingulate their pockets full of metal-y money.

(Early pulls a water jug full of coins)

Early:
Burn all the...metal-ly money.

Granny:
Burn it now!

(Early tosses the jug in the fire)

Early:
Whoo! Alright now, Granny, burn your money.

Granny:
No thank you (replaces money under robe)... and these skis, tools of their wicked recreational activity.

Early:
Chalk-man a' skiing on his white snow in his tightie whites, just like the white wing dove sing a song about what they singin'!

Granny:
Whoo, baby, whoo, baby, whoo.

Rusty:
Burn the damn skis!

Early:
At a boy Rusty, burn them sum-bitches, embrace the hatred!

Rusty:
...and they live in houses, don't they daddy?

[Early stares at Rusty and contemplates]

Early:
Burn the damn house!

Lil:
(Sitting inside the burning house) Huh... I guess white people do live in houses.

Rusty:
Hot damn! What about these trees over here daddy?

Early:
Hmm? What about these trees granny?

Granny:
No, the trees are fine.

[Early stares at Rusty and contemplates]

Early:
Burn the damn trees!

Granny:
Burn 'em!