Squidbillies, Season 1

Rusty:
My daddy said you was like a huge dollop of sour cream - rich and zesty, with a little bit of bite.

Krystal:
How is your daddy?

Rusty:
Ah he's good, he's good, just got out of prison not too long ago.

Krystal:
No, I'm sorry - who, who's your daddy? Anyone I know?

Rusty:
Uhh, Early Cuyler.

Krystal:
Tall guy?

Rusty:
Nope.

Krystal:
Big belly?

Rusty:
No, not the one.

Krystal:
Kinda looks like Charlie Sheen?

Rusty:
Not him either.

Krystal:
Or is Charlie Sheen?

Rusty:
Mmm no, not Charlie Sheen.

Krystal:
Is he a football team?

Rusty:
Nope.

Krystal:
Is he the groundskeeping crew for the football team?

Rusty:
No.

Krystal:
Are you sure it's not Charlie Sheen?

Rusty:
No momma! Early Cuyler's his name! About yay high. I've been told we look alike, espically around the eye region - same shape of eye, you know, right here.